Description
Hormone Zoomer – Comprehensive Hormone, Stress & Metabolism Assessment
The Hormone Zoomer by Vibrant Wellness is an advanced urine and saliva panel that evaluates sex hormones, adrenal function, cortisol rhythm, hormone metabolism, endocrine disruptors, oxidative stress, and bone health. It provides a far more complete picture than standard blood hormone tests.
Special Offer: Receive $200 off your first consultation (in-office or telehealth) with this purchase.
No office visit is required to order. Every purchase includes a full personalized protocol written by Dr. Ryan Kneessi.
What’s Included
- Complete Hormone Zoomer panel (urine + saliva)
- Detailed results from Vibrant Wellness (CLIA-certified & CAP-accredited)
- Full personalized protocol written by Dr. Ryan Kneessi
- $200 off your first consultation
Key Areas Measured
- Adrenal Hormones – Cortisol, cortisone, DHEA, DHEA-S, and metabolites
- Sex Hormones – Estrogens (E1, E2, E3 + metabolites), testosterone, DHT, androstenedione, and more
- Progesterone Metabolites
- Cortisol Awakening Response (CAR) – Multi-point saliva cortisol/cortisone patterns
- Endocrine Disruptors – BPA, phthalates, parabens, glyphosate, atrazine, and others
- Bone Health Markers – DPD and PYD
- Oxidative Stress – 8-OHdG
You May Benefit If You Experience:
- Fatigue or low energy
- Brain fog or poor focus
- Mood swings, anxiety, or irritability
- Sleep disruption or insomnia
- Stress intolerance
- Weight resistance or stubborn weight changes
- Low libido
- Irregular cycles, PMS, or menopause symptoms
- PCOS or hormonal acne
- Symptoms of low testosterone (men)
- “Normal” hormone labs but ongoing symptoms
How It Works
- Purchase this test (no office visit required)
- Receive your at-home urine and saliva collection kit
- Collect and return your samples
- Results are reviewed by Dr. Ryan Kneessi
- You receive a full personalized protocol
- Optionally book your consultation and apply the $200 discount
Disclaimer: This testing and related information are for educational purposes only. Results should be discussed with a qualified healthcare provider. This test and protocol are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
View a Sample Report
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Complete List of Biomarkers
Hormone Zoomer – Full Marker Breakdown
Adrenal Hormones
Deoxycorticosterone, Corticosterone, DHEA, DHEA-S, Total Cortisol, Total Cortisone, β-Tetrahydrocortisol (β-THF), α-Tetrahydrocortisol (α-THF), β-Tetrahydrocortisone (β-THE)
Diurnal / Free Cortisol & Cortisone
Free Cortisol/Cortisone (1st Morning), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (2nd Morning), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (Evening), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (Night), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (Pooled)
Cortisol Awakening Response (CAR) – Saliva
Saliva Cortisol/Cortisone – Waking, W+30 min, W+60 min, Evening, Night, Total, and optional Insomnia time point
Sex Hormones – Androgens
Androstenedione, Androsterone, Etiocholanolone, Testosterone (T), Epi-Testosterone (Epi-T), 5α-DHT, 5α,3α-Androstanediol, 5β-Androstanediol
Sex Hormones – Estrogens
Estradiol (E2), Estrone (E1), Estriol (E3), 2-OH Estradiol, 2-OH Estrone, 4-OH Estradiol, 4-OH Estrone, 16α-OH Estrone, 2-MeO Estradiol, 2-MeO Estrone, 4-MeO Estradiol, 4-MeO Estrone, Total Estrogen
Progesterone Metabolites
β-Pregnanediol, α-Pregnanediol, Allopregnanolone, 3α-Dihydroprogesterone, 20α-Dihydroprogesterone
Endocrine Disruptors
Bisphenol A (BPA), Atrazine, Glyphosate, Monoethyl Phthalate, Mono-2-ethylhexyl Phthalate, Mono-(2-ethyl-5-hydroxyhexyl) Phthalate, Mono-(2-ethyl-5-oxohexyl) Phthalate, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Butylparaben, Propylparaben, Triclosan, Perchlorate
Bone Health Markers
Deoxypyridinoline (DPD) Crosslinks, Pyridinoline (PYD) Crosslinks
Oxidative Stress Marker
8-Hydroxy-2-deoxyguanosine (8-OHdG)
Note: This list reflects the current Vibrant Wellness Hormone Zoomer panel. Marker counts and specific analytes may be subject to minor updates by the laboratory. The panel combines urine and saliva testing for a comprehensive view of hormone production, metabolism, stress rhythm, and environmental influence.
