Hormone Zoomer
Comprehensive Hormone, Stress & Metabolism Assessment by Vibrant Wellness
Get a complete picture of your sex hormones, adrenal function, cortisol rhythm, hormone metabolism, endocrine disruptors, oxidative stress, and bone health — all in one advanced panel.
No office visit is required to purchase. Every order includes a full personalized protocol written by Dr. Ryan Kneessi.
A visit with Dr. Ryan Kneessi is not included with this lab purchase. The written plan is included. Book separately if you want to review results with him.
You May Benefit from This Test If You Have:
- Fatigue or low energy
- Brain fog or poor focus
- Mood swings, anxiety, or irritability
- Sleep disruption or insomnia
- Stress intolerance
- Weight resistance or stubborn weight changes
- Low libido
- Irregular cycles, PMS, or menopause symptoms
- PCOS or hormonal acne
- Symptoms of low testosterone (men)
- Concerns about bone health
- “Normal” hormone labs but ongoing symptoms
Why Choose the Hormone Zoomer?
The Hormone Zoomer is a whole-system hormone and stress panel that evaluates hormone production, metabolism, clearance pathways, cortisol timing (including Cortisol Awakening Response), melatonin, endocrine-disrupting chemicals, oxidative stress, and bone turnover — giving a far more complete picture than standard blood hormone tests.
Key Areas Measured
- Adrenal Hormones (9+) – Cortisol, cortisone, DHEA, DHEA-S, and metabolites
- Sex Hormones (21) – Estrogens (E1, E2, E3 + metabolites), testosterone, DHT, androstenedione, and more
- Progesterone Metabolites (5)
- Cortisol Awakening Response (CAR) – Multi-point saliva cortisol/cortisone patterns
- Endocrine Disruptors (13) – BPA, phthalates, parabens, glyphosate, atrazine, and others
- Bone Degradation Markers – DPD and PYD
- Oxidative Stress – 8-OHdG
How It Works
- Order – Purchase on this page (no office visit required).
- Collect – Receive your at-home urine and saliva kit with clear instructions.
- Send – Return samples using the prepaid materials.
- Receive – Results go to Dr. Ryan Kneessi. You receive a full personalized protocol written by him. This is not a visit.
- Optional – Book a separate visit if you want to discuss the results and plan with Dr. Kneessi.
What’s Included
- Complete Hormone Zoomer panel
- Detailed results from Vibrant Wellness
- Full personalized protocol by Dr. Ryan Kneessi
Not included: a visit with Dr. Ryan Kneessi. Talking through the plan with him requires a separately booked appointment.
Important Disclaimer: This testing and related information are for educational purposes only. Lab results should be discussed with a qualified healthcare provider. The Hormone Zoomer and any accompanying protocol are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Individual results vary. Always consult your physician before making changes to your health regimen.
View a Sample Report
Want to see exactly what the Hormone Zoomer results look like? This sample is the female report from Vibrant Wellness.
Complete List of Biomarkers
Hormone Zoomer – Full Marker Breakdown
Adrenal Hormones
Deoxycorticosterone, Corticosterone, DHEA, DHEA-S, Total Cortisol, Total Cortisone, β-Tetrahydrocortisol (β-THF), α-Tetrahydrocortisol (α-THF), β-Tetrahydrocortisone (β-THE)
Diurnal / Free Cortisol & Cortisone
Free Cortisol/Cortisone (1st Morning), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (2nd Morning), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (Evening), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (Night), Free Cortisol/Cortisone (Pooled)
Cortisol Awakening Response (CAR) – Saliva
Saliva Cortisol/Cortisone – Waking, W+30 min, W+60 min, Evening, Night, Total, and optional Insomnia time point
Sex Hormones – Androgens
Androstenedione, Androsterone, Etiocholanolone, Testosterone (T), Epi-Testosterone (Epi-T), 5α-DHT, 5α,3α-Androstanediol, 5β-Androstanediol
Sex Hormones – Estrogens
Estradiol (E2), Estrone (E1), Estriol (E3), 2-OH Estradiol, 2-OH Estrone, 4-OH Estradiol, 4-OH Estrone, 16α-OH Estrone, 2-MeO Estradiol, 2-MeO Estrone, 4-MeO Estradiol, 4-MeO Estrone, Total Estrogen
Progesterone Metabolites
β-Pregnanediol, α-Pregnanediol, Allopregnanolone, 3α-Dihydroprogesterone, 20α-Dihydroprogesterone
Endocrine Disruptors
Bisphenol A (BPA), Atrazine, Glyphosate, Monoethyl Phthalate, Mono-2-ethylhexyl Phthalate, Mono-(2-ethyl-5-hydroxyhexyl) Phthalate, Mono-(2-ethyl-5-oxohexyl) Phthalate, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Butylparaben, Propylparaben, Triclosan, Perchlorate
Bone Health Markers
Deoxypyridinoline (DPD) Crosslinks, Pyridinoline (PYD) Crosslinks
Oxidative Stress Marker
8-Hydroxy-2-deoxyguanosine (8-OHdG)
